Saturday, July 31, 2010

Punisher, FrankenCastle, and now...

I expect Marvel will come knocking at me door any day now -- it's just one of those million-dollar ideas that cannot be ignored, you know? I don't even want to read the book -- I'm happy to just gaze at the cover and imagine the hijinx and hilarity that would ensue with The Punisher running a White Castle (I linked it because some fellow Canadians might not be familiar with the franchise). I'm sure he would 'relish' the opportunity (tsk, tsk...sorry).

He's not really being filleted.
..it's more like 'ground Kingpin'...

Imagine the commercial viability of such a venture!! Marvel can include promotional coupons for discount White Castle burgers (because they're not cheap enough already) and White Castle can sell promotional Punisher cups and have Punisher skull-logos seared into their burger patties.

I am, and always have been, this smart.

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